What is the difference between a condom and a cricket player
“cricket player drops a catch while condom catches a drop..”
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ek bar ek sardar malika sherawat ko chod raha tha chodne ke baad usne uski choot me susu kar di to malika ne use ek thapad mara aur boli”sale tujhe pata nahi public place me susu karna mana hai”
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rape case
vakil-”aap itne yakin se kaise kah sakti hai ki rapist aapke mohule me se koi nahi hai”
lady-”is liye kyonki itna bada land hamare mohule me kisi ka nahi hai”
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ek nusury ka baccha jake madam se kahta hai
kid-madam kya mai is umar me papa ban sakta hun
mam-nahi
yeh sun kar baccha baju wali ladki se kahta hai”dekha kuch nai hoga faltu darti hai”…
Q. What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a women? Ans.When we ride a bicycle, we fix our ass and move our legs but while riding a women we fix our legs and move our ass..!
Q. What is the combination in whisper and Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose?
Ans.Both say “Tum mujhe khoon do mein tumhe azadi dunga.”!!
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